Super Gatas (1985)

1 - Yes, We Have No Havanas

Blanches latest boyfriend is a charming Cuban whom sweeps Blanche off her feet but shes not the only one when Blanche discovers hes been dating Sophia behind her back. Meanwhile, Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy in order to get a high school diploma.

1 - Old Friends

Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimers disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Roses teddy bear at a garage sale.

1 - End of the Curse

Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test which indicates shes pregnant. Then after visiting her doctor, she learns the truth, shes beginning menopause. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia go into the mink breeding business.

1 - The Engagement

In the Pilot, Sophia arrives after her retirement home burns down and Blanche prepares to get married.

2 - The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

This episode does a study in contrast, Sophias busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Roses lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do thats constructive.

2 - One for the Money

Sophias latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes theyve had over the years including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophias from 1954.

2 - Ladies of the Evening

The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Previously, Blanche had won three tickets to see the opening of Burt Reynolds new movie and passes to the party held afterwards where they could meet him. However, on the evening of the opening, the hotel is raided and, mistaken as prostitutes, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are dragged off to jail.

2 - Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?

Dorothys daughter, Kate, comes to Miami with an announcement. Shes engaged to a podiatrist named Dennis. Dorothy is thrilled but her happiness quickly turns to anger when she realizes that ex-husband, Stan, is going to be invited. After 38 years of marriage, Stan had left Dorothy for a woman half her age. Dorothy threatens to make a scene at the reception which places Rose and Blanche in the role of peacemaker.

3 - Take Him, He's Mine

Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Meanwhile, Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but they inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor, Johnny No Thumbs.

3 - Rose the Prude

Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom.

4 - Yokel Hero

Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year and with a little help from Blanche and Dorothy, altering her list of qualifications on the entry form, shes a sure winner. Meanwhile, a heat wave strikes Miami and the girls air conditioning goes out.

4 - The Housekeeper

The girls search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. However, when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convince the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them.

4 - It's a Miserable Life

The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.

4 - Transplant

Blanches sister, Virginia, comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche is convinced shes after something. Later, while out to dinner, she learns just what Virginia is after, Blanches kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant.

5 - Bang the Drum, Stanley

At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment for her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play Cats.

5 - Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself

When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunts funeral, Rose must try to get over her biggest fear in the world, giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanches biggest fears, Dorothys of flying and Blanches of a recurring dream.

5 - Isn't It Romantic

Dorothys old friend, Jean comes to Miami for a visit and Dorothy decides not to tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. Then, after spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR, prompts Sophia to rent dirty movies.

5 - The Triangle

A doctor Dorothy dates makes a pass at Blanche. But when Blanche tells Dorothy about it, Dorothy doesnt believe her. Dorothy accuses her of being a slut and when Blanche cant take no more she orders Dorothy to move out.

6 - Sophia's Wedding (1)

The death of a close friend, Esther Weinstock, brings Sophia face to face with Esthers husband a man whom she vowed never to speak to again due to things that happened in the past. However, when Dorothy prompts them to make up they get a little to close and wind up in bed together. Soon after, they announce their engagement, something that Dorothy is totally against. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose begin a Elvis Presley fan club.

6 - Letter To Gorbachev

Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future. This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. Shes stunned when she gets a response and learns that Gorbechev would like to meet her.

6 - Big Daddy's Little Lady

Blanches father comes to Miami for a visit and has an announcement hes engaged to be married. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee who happens to be younger than herself. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a song writing contest.

6 - On Golden Girls

Blanches 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term generation gap. Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.

7 - Sophia's Wedding (2)

Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay so Blanche, Dorothy and Rose put them up until they can find a place. Meanwhile, Sophia and Max decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophias late husband, a pizza knish stand. However, Dorothy begins smoking again!

7 - Strange Bedfellows

The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away.

7 - Family Affair

Dorothys son, Michael, and Roses daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and each of them become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Roses liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.

8 - Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

The search is on for the missing winning lottery ticket that would give the girls $10,000. The girls had put it in the pocket of an aviator jacket, which Sophia mistook as an item to go to a thrift shop. The search leads the girls to the thrift shop then to a celebrity auction and finally to a homeless shelter.

8 - Brotherly Love

Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stans brother the minute she learns hes a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy. Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia.

8 - Vacation

The girls dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure. While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener.

8 - The Break-In

After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. This leads the girls to seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog and mace. Meanwhile, Rose becomes so paranoid that the robbers will come back she goes so far as to purchase a gun.

9 - Joust Between Friends

Laid off from work, Dorothy searches for part-time work which leads to Blanche getting her a job at the museum. Then fur flies when Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for. Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.

9 - Blanche and the Younger Man

Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Roses dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Roses mothering ways.

10 - Love, Rose

Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesnt hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.

10 - Heart Attack

After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.

11 - The Auction

The girls try to cough up enough money to pay for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophias volunteer job at the hospital is what brings the girls a piece of inside information that could give them enough money for a new roof and money left to spare. The info is that a famous artist is dying, so the girls head to an auction to bid on one of his paintings.

11 - Three on a Couch

Constant bickering, causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didnt get along. The therapists conclusion, they should not live with one another.

11 - 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

11 - The Return of Dorothy's Ex

Dorothys ex-husband, Stan shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.

12 - Blind Date

After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him unknown to her hes blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids football team.

12 - Charlie's Buddy

A wartime buddy of Roses late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose, however he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

12 - The Sisters

For Sophias birthday, Dorothy flies in her sister, Angela from Sicily as a surprise. However, Dorothys the one whose surprised when Sophias reaction is that of disgust.

12 - The Custody Battle

Dorothys sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth, in a local play, and not her.

13 - The Stan Who Came To Dinner

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her hes going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.

13 - A Little Romance

Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the alter. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since hes a midget.

14 - Love Me Tender

When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming hes the greatest lover she ever had. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose join the Be a Pal and become pals to two motherless girls.

14 - Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: shes thinking of marrying him.

14 - The Actor

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each vie for the attention of an actor in the local community theatre, who on the sly begins romancing each of them.

15 - Before and After

Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls lives. Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out.

15 - In a Bed of Rose's

Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.

16 - Two Rode Together

Dorothy wants to spend some quality time with Sophia so she takes Sophia away for the weekend to the Florida Keys. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing childrens stories.

16 - Grab That Dough

Sophia got the girls a chance to appear on a hit game show Grab that Dough in California. At the hotel, they miss their reservations and they must sleep in the lobby...as a result, all their personal belongings are stolen. Sophia still has the tickets but once they arrive to the game, the girls fight and split into two separate competing teams.

16 - And Then There Was One

Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children but when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

16 - The Truth Will Out

Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Roses late-husbands will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

17 - You Gotta Have Hope

Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things arent going her way. She cant find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled. Roses solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

17 - My Brother, My Father

Sophias brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesnt know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces Dorothy and Stan to pretend to be married. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche prepare to star in a play, The Sound of Music.

17 - Bedtime Story

When the girls learn that a number of relatives are going to be visiting, they reminisce about times theyve had to share a bed and strange places theyve had to sleep, including a train station.

17 - Nice and Easy

Blanches visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Meanwhile, Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

18 - Fiddler on the Ropes

Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings in, Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.

18 - Forgive Me, Father

Blanche and Rose plan a nice dinner at the house for Dorothy and her new boyfriend whom she later learns is a priest. She later gets another shock when she learns he plans to leave the church.

18 - The Operation

Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

19 - Till Death Do We Volley

Dorothys old friend, Trudy comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.

19 - Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Sophias sister, Angela arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there but while shes looking for an apartment Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls. This ticks off Sophia since she thinks that Angela is after everything that she has.

19 - Second Motherhood

Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

20 - And Ma Makes Three

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothys latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date which puts a rift in Dorothys romantic plans.

20 - Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading after attending her high school reunion and discovers many of classmates have had face lifts. Meanwhile, Rose is making a home movie for class shes taking.

20 - Adult Education

Blanches psychology professor sexually harasses her when she goes to him for help on a difficult test. Blanches professor makes her an harassing deal: If she has sex with him, hell give her an A for the exam. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia each try to get a hold of tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

21 - Little Sister

Roses sister, Holly comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, and leaves Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanches boyfriend and tries to tell Blanche, Dorothy and Blanche refuse to believe her.

21 - Larceny and Old Lace

Sophias latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Roccos with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peak at Roses diary.

21 - Dorothy's Prized Pupil

Dorothy feels that its her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that hes an illegal alien.

21 - Flu Attack

A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

22 - Sophia's Choice

Sophia goes into action to break her friend, Lillian out of the worst nursing home in the city. However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.

22 - Rose's Big Adventure

Roses latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

22 - Diamond in the Rough

While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for Jake, the caterer hired for the event. She quickly learns hes more blue jeans than a black tie which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.

22 - Job Hunting

When Rose loses her job at the grief center, she begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on, contacts her and asks her out.

23 - Son-In-Law Dearest

Dorothys daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement. Dorothy is excited when she thinks the announcement is going to be that Kate is pregnant. However, when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose stay up and watch an I Love Lucy marathon.

23 - Blind Ambitions

Roses sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

24 - Foreign Exchange

Sophias old friends, Philomena and Dominic, come to Miami from Sicily, for a visit and have shocking news for Dorothy. Philomena and Sophia had met in the hospital when they were giving birth and now Philomena and Dominic claim that there was a mix-up and Dorothy was switched at birth. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose take dirty dancing lessons.

24 - Mister Terrific

Rose begins to date Mr. Terrific, a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

24 - To Catch a Neighbor

Two police detectives stake out the girls home to investigate the neighbors who are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

24 - Big Daddy

Blanches father, Big Daddy, comes to Miami for a visit, with an announcement, hes sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Meanwhile, Sophia places a curse on a neighbor who refuses to remove his tree that fell over onto the lanai during a storm.

25 - We're Outta Here (1)

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home from a play to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. Its later discovered a for sale sign was accidentally placed on the front lawn but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that shes offered.

25 - Mother's Day

While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mothers day, the girls reminisce about past Mothers days.

25 - A Piece of Cake

While preparing for a friends birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Roses surprise birthday party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche and a memory of Sophias birthday involving her late-husband Sal.

25 - The Way We Met

One night after watching Psycho, the girls find it hard to sleep so they stay up and reminisce about how they all came to live with one another.

26 - We're Outta Here (2)

Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as her and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

26 - Empty Nests

In this pilot for another series (Empty Nest, obviously the concept was retooled), the girls friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out and her husbands workaholic habits.