V.I.P.(1998)

1 - Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand

Vallery Irons is thrown into the role of bodyguard to the stars when while on her date with a celebrity at a film premiere he cowers behind her when a gunman appears, she saves him. Her date tells everyone that shes a hired bodyguard rather than risk embarrassment by revealing the truth. A bodyguard agency that caters to celebrities soon hires her as their boss. The agency is renamed V.I.P. (Vallery Irons Protection) and with her now part of her team they feel pretty safe. On her first day on the job however a militia group enter the building where the agency is located wanting to kill Vallery and her then date but now first client.

1 - Survi-Val

Val is selected to be a contestant on Danger Island, a new reality show where six people have to survive on a deserted island in order to win two million dollars, but when a contestant is killed on the pilot episode V.I.P. are called in to investigate. Jeff Groom, a network executive, says that since the island is already pre-rigged with cameras they only send along two crew guys with digi-cams and the shows producer so Quick volunteers himself and Nikki.

1 - Return of The Owl

Tasha goes to meet a man but he shows up dead. She checks his pockets and finds a microchip in a little plastic bag. Kay cracks it open to discover that its in Russian. According to Tasha its a list of Tregoran sleeper spies. Tregoran was a scientist who would brainwash ordinary people and turn them into unwilling assassins who could be activated by a codeword or phrase.

2 - What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead

Victor Balick, a media mogul, is targeting Arnie Feign. Arnie is an Internet author who plans to release a tell all expose exposing Victor Balick whos real name is Ileat Petrovski. Petrovski is actually a cold-blooded killer. Arnie hires V.I.P. to protect him but at the same time Victor Balick is trying to hire V.I.P. to protect him. Why? Who Knows? The V.I.P. team goes to Arnies place but he doesnt trust them, he thinks theyre working for Balick behind his back. Vallery convinces him that theyre not. Just then some of Balicks men open fire on them, they retaliate making it seem like theres more of them than there actually is. After this is all over theyre back at V.I.P. headquarters discussing a payment plan. Arnie is going to make them a press kit instead of paying them. Just when Arnie thinks hes safe Balick pops out of the trunk of Arnies car commanding him at gunpoint to get in the trunk and tells Val to drive. Luckily for Val he didnt wear his seat belt so she just ope

2 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame

V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.

2 - Big Top Val

V.I.P. are hired to baby-sit a millionaires daughter. They take her to the circus where they run into trouble when they run into two guys from Nikkis past. Tommy Wipp and Tino Scarlatti had faked their deaths after ratting out Don Franco to the feds now theyre back and selling guns.

3 - Bloody Val-entine

Tashas ex-husband, an ex-assassin for the KGB and master of disguise known only as The Owl is hired by Frank Scarnavako, a mobster with a green thumb to kill Vals paparazzi.

3 - For Val's Eyes Only

When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.

3 - Ransom of Red Val

Val is kidnapped when she is mistaken for a temperamental diva V.I.P. is protecting. When the kidnappers discover their mistake they try to kill her.

4 - Dr. StrangeVal

Maxines new invention is mistakenly believed to be a nuclear weapon by Ukrainian spies.

4 - V.I.P., R.I.P.

Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out whos killing off CIA double agents while the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.

4 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral

Vallery is hired by King Soltan of Ardina to be the royal matchmaker for his son the prince. But when the prince orders some pizzas and the pizza girl just happens to speak Ardineese Tasha becomes suspicious. And she has a right to be, it turns out shes actually a stone cold killer. When Val tries to tell the prince he has his servant try to kill her but she escapes and saves the king from Alex, the stone cold killer. The prince planned to overthrow the king to take his place.

5 - Quick and the Dead

Someone has stolen Quicks identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didnt commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name.

5 - Scents and Sensibility

V.I.P. must protect a scientist whos creating an aphrodisiac. He tests it on himself at first and it seems to attract every woman he meets except Val and Julie, a co-worker that hes in love with. There is a side effect however, the people who are affected by it go crazy and want to kill the user.

5 - Throw Val From the Train

Val is aboard a train with a reporter because shes going to give her the story on what she talked about with serial killer Thomas Binford Shaklee moments before his execution but she stumbles into the wrong room and discovers that hes still alive.

6 - Run, Val, Run

V.I.P. are hired to protect a dot com nerd and Tasha thinks that Val might screw things up so she sends her to protect another dot com nerd. It was just a ploy however so Michael Ellins, V.I.Ps dot com nerd, could get to Vals dot com nerd and eliminate his competition.

6 - Valma and Louise

Jay Leno hires Val and Tasha to drive a car his dead aunt left him in her will to an auction in Sacramento. Along the way they pick up a hitchhiker who ends up being a wanted felon, the car gets stolen but they retrieve it, Tasha is suspected of kidnapping Val and the car is totaled but Jay doesnt seem to mind.

6 - Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend

Val is hired to guard the star of Neptune, a 50-carat diamond. But it gets stolen while under her watch. The thief turns out to be Nikkis cousin Gino. When Mr. Parcigian, the guy who paid them to protect the diamond finds out it was stolen he gives them 24 hours to retrieve it or hell sue them. When Nikkis grandfather, a big wig in the mob, thinks hes getting the real thing from Gino finds but finds out hes got a fake he gives V.I.P. 24 hours to get him the real diamond or hell kill Val. Tasha finds out that Gino is hiding the real diamond inside Protocon. Now V.I.P. and the mob team up to get it back. After they get it back and are about to escape Gino arrives with some old army buddies and demands they give it back. The diamond was in the limo and Nikki just rigged an explosive device on the passenger side door, so as Gino goes to get it they start to run and Gino sees them trying to escape and goes after them. Just then the limo explodes with the diamond inside. But Nikki had

7 - Magnificent Val

Val is forced to take on the Yakuza, the Japanese mafia, and defend the merchants of little Tokyo.

7 - Deconstructing Peri

Her boyfriends father is targeting Peri Woodman, the star of Fox Star One. Hes a senator and shes releasing her memoirs, which will expose him and ruin his political future.

7 - Stop or Val's Mom Will Shoot

Vals mom comes to L.A. on business and is threatened and chased by two men after the computer program she is scheduled to deliver to the L.A. branch of her firm.

8 - ExValibur

Johnny and Val go undercover to try and get a billionaires daughter to leave the motorcycle gang shes in and go home to her father.

8 - Val Got Game

V.I.P. must protect a promising future NBA star from a psychotic agent whos trying to keep him out of the NBA draft.

8 - Val Goes To Town

V.I.P.s arch nemesis The Prophet is back and this time hes working with a terrorist organization and a crooked politician trying to extort millions from the city. In hopes of accomplishing this he gets V.I.P. shut down and Tasha thrown in jail. But in the end The Prophet is defeated and V.I.P. is reinstated.

9 - Get Vallery

Bobbi Canary, a washed-up actress, is studying V.I.P. for a movie she says shes to appear in titled The Night of the Bodyguard but shes really having someone secretly videotape her outings with V.I.P. so she can make her own cheap movie. She happens to catch something on tape she shouldnt have and now V.I.P. must protect her.

9 - Vallery of the Dolls

Rogue magazine centerfolds are being kidnapped so V.I.P. is hired to guard the remaining centerfolds at the mansion and find the missing ones. Val feels its her fault when the first one is kidnapped because its right out of her commercial for V.I.P. All the models stay at the mansion so when Quick sees one leaving suspiciously he and Tasha follow her to a hotel only to discover shes there with her husband because they never had a honeymoon. So Quick and Tasha wait outside the door when two gunmen create a diversion by opening fire on them. When the gunmen leave Tasha and Quick check the room and find the model kidnapped and her husband knocked out on the ground. Val and Kay find out that the kidnappers are copying scenes from movies to kidnap the models. When Val and Kay go to tell the rest of the team Val gets kidnapped in the process. Turns out the kidnappers are working for Chloe, a Rogue employee. She plans to make money off their beauty and sell them on the Asian market. Chloe

9 - Mao Better Blues

V.I.P. must protect a Chinese artifact from the Cho Dynasty while at the same time try and save a Chinese freedom fighter.

10 - Bodyguards

V.I.P. enter a bodyguard challenge and they need someone to play the role of an intended kidnap victim. They cant get any of the celebrities they wanted so Val volunteers Maxine but Maxine gets mistaken for an undercover cop and gets kidnapped for real.

10 - Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie Beeman

Ronnie Beeman, a controversial talk show host hires V.I.P. as security on his self titled talk show. On their first day on the job they stop an audience member from attempting to assassinate Ronnie Beeman. When they interrogate him all he tells them is that his name is Daniel J. Kilborne. Before they can anything else out of him he kills himself. Val however notices a tattoo on his right bicep which helps identify him as member of a Black Ops Commando Unit. The unit consists of four men and one woman.

10 - Why Too Kay?

The Millennium Militia is planning to destroy the city on the millennium with the help of a teenage computer genius they get V.I.P. to kidnap posing as the boys parents.

11 - Dangerous Beauty

Art thieves are using a young artist to smuggle paintings. What they did was take pieces of art, put something on the canvas to make it look blank and have Bobby Xero, the artist, paint it. Then theyd put them up for sale at an art show, buy them, rid it of Bobbys work and resell it for much more money. Val however ruined their plans when she spilled some turpentine on one of the canvases exposing the art underneath. Now V.I.P. must regain the painting and rescue Val and Bobby Xero from the smugglers who threatened to kill them for discovering their scheme.

11 - Good Val Hunting

Eric Collier, Americas answer to Richard Branson, hires V.I.P. to protect him when he puts a bounty on his head. After a few people try to kill him they decide it would be better to hide out in San Pedro where he owns a top security installation. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is watching a movie on TV when her cable goes out. She finds out that they were the only ones who lost the cable. Which means that the message was meant to be seen only by V.I.P. Once Tasha learns this Collier introduces them to the people who tried to kill him. It was just a plan to see if V.I.P. was a worthy adversary for his next game, a hunt where theyre the targets.

11 - Val in Space

V.I.P. are hired to protect a former astronaut hero when his life is threatened because of some missing footage he has that will prove that a mission he was on was sabotaged and he and six cosmonauts where never supposed to make it back alive.

12 - Analyse Val

V.I.P. must protect the vice-presidents analyst the Squires Of Liberty, a militia group that is trying to kidnap him, while at the same time trying to keep the peace within the group.

12 - Escape From Val-catraz

V.I.P. is hired for the wedding of Cynthia Murdock, her mother is very rich and her father is behind bars at Cyrus Rand Federal Penitentiary in Los Angeles, California for having stolen 17 million dollars of police money. When he finds out about the wedding he says hell reveal the location of where he hid the money on two conditions. One is that he is allowed to attend his daughters wedding and the second is to have V.I.P. to protect him. The Feds agree but he has to lead them to the money first.

12 - Val Squared

V.I.P. are hired to protect Dr. Greg Bonzai Kobak, a scientist whose oil-eating bacteria if mixed with a DNA accelerant will create Diablo 99. Diablo 99 is a toxin that will turn water into sludge and Dr. Tina Stokes plans to get her hands on both with the help of a Val double. She sends Val on a health spa getaway and has the fake Val infiltrate V.I.P. and steal Dr. Kovacs bacteria but her plans are foiled when the real Val returns early believing something is up when Angel, Dr. Tina Stokes partner, appears at the health and tries to kill her twice.

13 - All You Need is Val

V.I.P. split up into two teams when Tasha is tired of doing charity events. She gets V.I.P. a job body guarding Cora DeFarge of DeFarge Industries but Val and Kay have already signed on to protect Paul McCartney from a bomb threat at a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) benefit concert. Val and Kay refuse to drop the PETA gig especially when they find out that DeFarge Industries is on PETAs list of companies to boycott. V.I.P. discover a warehouse owned by Cora DeFarge, which contains military issued weapons with the serial numbers, filed off, gold bars and monkey paws. When they return an hour later with Grispy the warehouse has been cleared of the aforementioned items and refilled with medical supplies. Tasha discovers that Cora is behind the bomb threat at the PETA benefit concert and V.I.P. become one again to eliminate Cora DeFarge.

13 - The Last Temptation of Val

While trying to get her credit limit raised Val foils a bank robbery with the help of an unknown man. Kay hacks into the banks video surveillance and Nikki recognizes the unknown man as Japanese action star Johnny Loh. Johnny Loh fled from Hong Kong after a stuntman died on the set of his last movie Dragonsport 2. Hes now wanted by Hong Kong police for questioning in the 1997 death of the stuntman and by the Hong Kong mob for knowing the truth about his death.

13 - Val on Fire

An old army buddy of Quicks needs his and V.I.P.s help when their old army sergeant returns and tries to get money that he says should be his.

14 - A.I. Highrise

V.I.P. are hired by Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knights software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them because he thinks theyre trying to destroy him. Meanwhile Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try get back a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the states.

14 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance

Val and her staff are invited to a charity event. The staff are to be used as models and parade down the runway. During the fashion show terrorists interrupt and hold them hostage. Val must now locate Simon Wirth as he is the one the terrorists want. She finds him but he refuses to come so she takes him at gunpoint. The terrorists want Simon because he has the codes for the U.S. treasury, or so they think. He hasnt developed a new code for the treasury in over a year. The terrorists mad decide to open gunfire and a fight ensues leaving V.I.P. the winners.

14 - New Val'd Order

V.I.P. go undercover as models in a Hawaiian Tropic contest to discover why some models go missing. What they discover is that the best models are being trained to being fighters like seen in the movie Fight Club. Johnny becomes a member of V.I.P.

15 - Val In Carnation

After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxines help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.

15 - Vallery's Secret

Cleo Robbins, owner of Cleos Passions, hires Val to model her new Vallery Irons Undercover line of lingerie but soon needs V.I.P. on a more professional basis when she receives a death threat. The death threat comes from an investor in her company whos been caught making a illegal transaction on tape. Val feels more powerful and assertive while wearing Cleos clothes.

15 - Val on the Run

A key witness in a video piracy case is being followed so he calls Val. She sends V.I.P. and they arrive just in time but the assailants manage to escape from V.I.P. Steve Wizner, the key witness, was suppose to have round the clock protection by the FBI but they were nowhere to be found.

16 - Goodfidellas

V.I.P. protect a man from Buenos Aires from a hitman but then they start to put the pieces together and discover that the man theyre protecting is really Fidel Castro in disguise.

16 - Hard Val's Night

The rock band Lit hires V.I.P. to protect them from a gang of thieves after a lucky belt buckle, which contains a secret code encrypted in it.

16 - ThunderVal

When we last saw Dr. Tina Stokes (Scents And Sensibility) she apparently died in a car crash. But shes back and very alive. This time she hires V.I.P. and they head off to the Carribean. It seems as though she has turned her life around but she only hired V.I.P. as a decoy for the feds while her and her partner Angel(also from Scents And Sensibility) plan to steal a toxin. While making their escape with the toxin on a sea-doo Val notices them grabs a sea-doo and follows them. She pulls ahead of them and shoots a harpoon into a lifeboat sending Tina and Angel into the water and the toxin into the air which Val manages to catch just in the nick of time.

17 - Amazon Val

V.I.P. must protect a man whose blood can cure anything due to the fact that hes lived the last 23 years of his life in the rain forests.

17 - Third Eye Blond

V.I.P. must protect a psychic to the stars when he finds a dead body and the killer puts a hit on him.

17 - The Quiet Brawler

When Vals favorite actor opens up his own gym she gets V.I.P. a corporate membership. This doesnt sit well with a local drug dealer whos business isnt going so well now that the gym has opened up. Rex Reevo an actor on The Brawler films has a personal grudge against Dave Hart. So he destroys Daves gym attacks one of Daves friends so Dave will fight him. Attacking his friend did and Dave agrees to fight Rex Reevo and wins. Since Dave put all his money in the gym and has no money to pay V.I.P. he gives them a lifetime membership to his gym.

18 - Val Under Covers

Val falls for a hitman while V.I.P. is protecting a corporate wistleblower.

18 - K-Val

When Val hears a caller threatening a radio psychologist and her family she sets up an appointment for her with V.I.P. When Dr. Lonnie thinks the stalker might be a co-worker Val accompanies her to work. While on the air she gets threatened again so Kay tracks the call and Nikki goes after the stalker. Turns out he was only a messenger. Nikki warns him to step out of his car because theres a bomb under it but he doesnt listen and his car blows up with him in it.

18 - Val's On First

V.I.P. must protect an oversexed baseball player from a gangster who lost a bet he made in the past on him.

19 - Mudslide Val

Val gets a call from Dr. Richard D. Gold saying that he needs protection. It seems that a certain car has been following him all week. The next thing we know, just as V.I.P. arrives, hes dead from an apparent heart attack. Kay looks through his laptop for clues and she discovers that someone tried to erase one of his files just before he was killed. Dr. Gold had mentioned that someone elses life was in danger before he was killed. She retrieves the file, its an entry in an address book, The Red Oaks Health Spa.

19 - Val Point Blank

Vals high school reunion is taken over by terrorists and the only who can help is Johnny since Val took him as her date because Quick, Tasha and Nikki are off on Navy Seals training. Luckily Kay sees a special report on television about the whole thing and gets a hold of V.I.P. in time and they rush off to help Val and the rest of the hostages.

19 - Aqua Valva

While helping Don Franco with his boat racing team V.I.P. stumble upon plans to sell a downed Chinese spy satellite.

20 - Raging Val

Quicks past as a professional boxer is explored as the Russian mob try to control boxing and do to a current boxer what they had done to Quick.

20 - Franco In Love

Don Franco is shot so he puts Nikki in charge of the family while he recuperates. Nikki thinks that Mrs. Scarnavaco is out to kill the Don when she poses as a doctor to gain access to his room in the hospital but it turns out that ever since her husband, Tony, Sr., died shes been having an affair with the Don.

20 - Molar Ice Cap

A drug lord hires The Owl to kill one of Tashas former husbands to avoid going to a Bolivian prison. When The Owl finds out that he would have to kill Tasha as well he turns against his employer and helps V.I.P.

21 - Three Days to a Kill

Kays boyfriend from college escapes a mob hit and comes to L.A. Once in L.A. Val and Kay go to pick him at the airport. At the airport though Kay is mistaken to be Romona Flynn, a professional hit woman, by the guys who want her boyfriend dead. Her cover is blown however when the real Romona Flynn arrives. Val, Kay and Stu (Kays boyfriend) escape but Romona follows them on her motorcycle. The car that Val was driving suddenly stops and Val manages to make Romona fall off her motorcycle. Kay learns that her boyfriend is a cheater and she sends him to Alaska, then she starts to date one of the guys who wanted her boyfriend dead.

21 - Lights, Camera, Val

V.I.P. must protect a director from investors when they send an assassin to kill him for not paying them the 3 million dollars he owes them.

21 - It's Val's Wonderful Life

A fiery explosion aboard a boat leaves everyone to believe that Val is dead. V.I.P. start losing all their clients and their faith, Johnny quits, Nikki leaves to go to work for her grandfather and Kay almost goes to Vegas to get hitched. Quick and Tasha are the only ones left and they form Dexter Williams Protection, to avenge Vals death, which is a joke to everyone. Finally Val emerges having been saved by Mexican fishermen and gets the former members back together again to save the day.

22 - Val The Hard Way

A man named Prophet hires a group called The Double D Girls for a Las Vegas job. The only problem is The Double D Girls get busted before they can get to Las Vegas. Prophet doesnt know what The Double D Girls look like so detective Grispy decides to use V.I.P. to go undercover as The Double D Girls so he can find out who Prophet is working for. When they get to Las Vegas the limo theyre driving in contains a bomb. They have 82 seconds to diffuse but first they have to find it. They find in time and throw it out the sunroof. They find out that Prophet wants them to steal some platinum. They pull off the job but the real Double D Girls show up and steal the platinum. They want to take Quick as a hostage but the rest of V.I.P. come to save him. Together they defeat The Double D Girls.

22 - Ride of the Valkyries

Vals father returns and hes being targeted by a group of high tech terrorists. Val discovers that hes her father and she brings him to her penthouse where they discover that the terrorists are outside so they leave posing as decoys. Two of the terrorists enter the penthouse thinking that Val and her dad are still in there but are treated to a bomb; the bomb blows up destroying the penthouse. Tasha discovers that Vals dad is and ex-CIA operative who was involved in a top-secret project called OMEGA. Vals father is then busted and kept in an extremely well secured building. Tasha has to go through a set of lasers, like Catherine Zeta-Jones in the movie Entrapment, but before she can Val accidentally shoots her with a goo that has a similar effect as Novocain so Val has to take her place. She makes it through all right but gets excited and her breasts accidentally touch the last laser and set off the alarm. They escape with Vals dad and the CIA kills the remaining terrorist.

22 - Val's Big Bang

Val, Nikki and Johnny help an archeologist recover an ancient relic but they discover that she may be working with an evil Ukrainian general. Kay accidently locks herself, Tasha, Quick and Weird Al Yankovic in V.I.P. headquarters.